I have no interest in watching or listening to any entertainer...Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, Lindsay Lohan....who is an idiot....
Nicotine candy...legal....lobbyist money can buy anything and anyone...and pot is illegal...
I would pay more...any day...if I could just buy one television, one toaster, one microwave, one tacky souvenir made in this country...it seems that nothing is made in this country...and we wonder why there are no jobs....
Back to lobbyists...and lawyers...and politicians....so long as we're dependent on the oil, pharmaceutical, healthcare industries...so long as we buy everything from China...we will be a weak, vulnerable, corrupt nation...and not a politician out there has the guts to say so...and mean it...for long...
DISH TV sucks....goes out when it RAINS....back to cable...
I know of no human who has as much integrity, honesty, compassion, originality, playfulness, devotion, loyalty, understanding, patience as my dogs...
Aging is a cruel joke on those who want to live and a blessing to those who don't...
My autobiography title..."Waiting for Dogs to Poop".....
Through all the political campaign ads...all the promises....I believe no one...none...why? Because they're all the same....
Gas prices rising again...and they no longer offer weak excuses....and no one's commenting.... mission accomplished...
Why would any man wear anything other than boxer briefs? It just doesn't make sense...
I don't understand how anyone could not love coffee....is it just me?
I still say I want the right to NOT listen to idiots like Dr. Laura and Imus...just hate selective censorship...
When my feet are happy, I'm happy....
Why is it that when someone has much love to give, finding a recipient is so freaking hard...
Ever notice after a summer storm you hear the quiet sound of crickets? That's what happens when the first number of your age turns from a "5" to a "6"...
What are those lumpy things in tapioca? Always wanted to know...(channeling Andy Rooney here?)
The worst thing about dieting is the loss of booze...God I need a good drink...
I spend 20 hours teaching over a weekend and the only thing I'll remember is sitting in the hotel bar having drinks with friends...
Hey....this house was run down when I moved in...and it takes a lot of time and money to fix it.....right Obama?
Sarah Palin is to American government what Pee Wee Herman is to movies...having her around is interesting, but I don't want her in any starring roles...
Aren't thighs wonderful?
Can't wait for Conan's return...
When it's big news on the morning shows how Palin's trashy daughter did on that dance show, we're all in trouble...
When I die, I want to come back as Uma Thurman's dog....consider the possibilities...
